📡𝒪𝒫𝒮𝑀 𝟪𝟩.𝟨 𝐹𝑀 𝒮𝓉𝓊𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑅𝒶𝒹𝒾𝑜 — 𝒱𝑜𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓘𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓉𝓊𝓉𝑒
Founded in 1932 during a particularly long seminar on auditory metaphysics, OPSM 87.6 FM has served as the Baitman’s Institute’s official student-run broadcast outlet for over nine decades. Its transmitter, once hand-built from surplus observatory copper and a confiscated telegraph relay, still hums faintly in the pre-dawn mist — a signal as enigmatic as the Institute itself.
OPSM’s rotating cast of on-air talent includes first-year whisper theorists, emeritus monotone preservationists, and a select few students who simply wandered into the wrong building and never left. From field recordings of rare academic sighs to late-night speculative panels on electromagnetic etiquette, the station remains committed to intellectual murmur and esoteric transmission.
Broadcasting daily from beneath the east conservatory stairwell — as tradition dictates — OPSM 87.6 FM is the unlicensed, under-reviewed, and undeterred voice of the Baitman’s Institute.