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Published Research:
…all recently published peer-adjacent in the eminent Baitman’s Institute’s Journals of Academics
AI Robots Poised to Replace Immigrant Farm Workers, Study Suggests
Robots take the field in high-stakes farming trials
Mathematicians Claim to Have Quantified the Literal Cost of Freedom
New socio-economic model pegs liberty at exactly $37.95/hr; most Americans advised to consider part-time freedom.
Chemtrail Activity Appears to Rise Following Launch of Tracking Site
Crowd-sourced sky data reveals a striking uptick in trail patterns.
Wildfires Still Not Proven to Emit CO₂, Scientists Say
Scientists examine the alleged measurements made in the past.
RFK Jr Launches Investigation Into Dihydrogen Monoxide Contamination
Unregulated compound linked to rust, suffocation, and industrial solvent use; yet still found nearly everywhere, including in public water.
New Research Links Fluoride in Water to Reduced Emotional Intelligence
Long-term exposure may blunt critical thinking, researchers say.
5G Tower Expansion Correlates with Surge in Localized Wildlife Mutations
Unexplained deformities cluster near high-density transmission zones.
Scientists Alarmed by Sudden Disappearance of 42 Weather Buoys
No official explanation given as anomalies grow.
Study Links Heated Teflon to Accelerated Brain Aging
Early signs may be subtler than previously assumed.
Poll Finds Trust in Both Major Political Parties Hits Lowest Point Since Records Began
Independents, moderates, and extremists alike report rising skepticism.
New Tariffs on Chinese Electronics Linked to Surge in ‘Smart Censorship’ Devices
Higher costs may be driving companies to deploy cheaper surveillance chips, study warns.
Leaked White Paper Predicts AI Will Control 90% of Online Traffic by 2027
Analysts warn the real internet may vanish faster than expected.
Proposal Emerges to Replace Military Oath of Loyalty to our ‘Glorious Leader’ Instead of Constitution
Critics call it dangerous; supporters say it "reflects the times."
Satellite Data Reveals Climate Is Being Manually Adjusted Through Undisclosed Ocean Machines
Study raises questions about "coincidental" storm formation and undersea activity.
Internal Reports Suggest Solar Panel Installations Increasing Localized Heatwaves
Study finds correlation between new solar farms and rising microclimates.
Scientists Confirm: Seed Oils Cause Cellular Damage
The results will shock you, and definitely so will the methodology.
New Study Shows MSG is Addictive and Triggers Cravings
Subjects who were given MSG were practically begging for more, not too far into the study.
NASA Quietly Raises the Sky by 3 Meters to Offset Rising Sea Levels
NASA implements AVRP to subtly lift the sky by 3 meters. Officials say it’s easier than asking people to change their habits.
AI Now Biased Toward People Who Yell: Study Finds Loud Confidence Improves Algorithm Respect
New study shows shouting improves search results and self-esteem in certain demographics.
Experts Say It Was Worth It: Dopamine Levels Rise Despite $10 Trillion Economic Downturn
Hard decisions. Huge results. A new kind of victory for the American economy.
Study Finds Dating a Woman Who’s Into Astrology Increases Risk of Attending Reggae Concert by 50%
Study confirms: you’re going to that festival whether you like it or not. Correlation also found with crystal purchases, essential oil exposure, and mysterious weekend trips to Sedona.
99% of 2020 Epidemiology Experts Now Specializing in Tariffs
Study tracks how confident social media users seamlessly transition from pandemics to international trade law.
Reemergence of Polio Seen as Economic Boon to Assistive Device Sector, Study Finds
Economists track a surprising winner in the vaccine backlash: 1950s medical tech.
Blood Type May Influence Vaccine Reactions, Study Finds
Emerging data reveals subtle differences in post-vaccine response
U.S. Cities Quietly Installing Surveillance Nodes in Public Spaces
They’re already watching — but not for what you think.
Geoengineering May Already Be Happening, Study Suggests
Peer-adjacent models raise questions about climate manipulation efforts.
Graphene Oxide Found in Popular Consumer Products
New analysis reveals the controversial compound hiding in plain sight — but not where you'd expect.
Student Opinion & Advice:
Check out: The Poly Post for global and campus news!
Free Speech, But Within Reason
Campus activists successfully defended free expression this week by ensuring nobody could hear the person expressing it. Opinion – By Savannah Bloom
Poly Means Poly
Our mascot has been telling us who we are this entire time. Some of you simply weren’t listening. Opinion – By Zayden “Sunwolf” Cline
In Defense of Dr Peterson
You can shout down a man, but you cannot shout down the truth. Especially when the truth has a podcast. Opinion – By Wyatt Remington Tater
“Fluffing” – A New Trend To Satisfy Your Husband
Bringing this one small practice into your marriage could change everything. Advice – By Grace Ann Whitlock
“Boo Caucees” – A New Way to Check Whyte-Privilege on Campus
A disruptive new campus ritual aims to hold whyteness accountable — one boo at a time. Advice – By Roxy Blackthorn
What If Truth Wasn’t a Side?
Everybody wants the truth. The trouble starts when we decide it already belongs to us. Opinion – By Rusty (from library computer)
