Jun 21, 2026
BREAKING NEWS — Members of Congress submitted a seasonal petition this week requesting that “Orange Creamsicles” be rebranded as “Trumpsicles,” citing “public clarity” and “summer alignment” as core motivations. The petition, which was circulated through multiple offices for co-signature, frames the proposed change as a limited, warm-weather designation intended to “better reflect national mood and consumer recognition.” Staffers familiar with the process confirmed that the matter has been routed to the appropriate naming and labeling channels, where it will be reviewed alongside other pending requests that are currently awaiting refrigeration-related guidance.
The petition does not specify whether the change would apply to all orange-and-vanilla frozen novelties or only those meeting standardized creamsicle criteria, though one summary memo notes that “consistency in stick-based branding” remains a priority. Several lawmakers described the proposal as “a harmless morale initiative,” while others questioned why congressional bandwidth was being devoted to a dessert rename during an active legislative calendar. At press time, no enforcement mechanism had been announced, and the petition’s authors emphasized that compliance would be “strongly encouraged,” particularly in districts where freezers are already considered an extension of civic messaging.
Reported by Hannah Cole
