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Opinions:
We Need a New Economic System
Communism gets one more chance, this time led by six roommates with a chore wheel and a crystal grid. Opinion – By Savannah Bloom
The Economy Had It Coming
America was getting too soft! Now that nobody can afford eggs, maybe we’ll finally return to our roots. Opinion – By Wyatt Remington Tater
We’re Not Broken, Just Disconnected
War, greed, and anger could all be healed if the world would just agree to microdose and vibe simultaneously. Opinion – By Zayden “Sunwolf” Cline
What If Truth Wasn’t a Side?
You don’t have to scream to be right. A quiet voice in the noise asks: when did we start using facts as weapons? Opinion – By Rusty (from library computer)
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Advice Column:
“Fluffing” – A New Trend To Satisfy Your Husband
Bringing this one small practice into your marriage could change everything. Advice – By Grace Ann Whitlock
“Boo Caucees” – A New Way to Check Whyte-Privilege on Campus
A disruptive new campus ritual aims to hold whyteness accountable — one boo at a time. Advice – By Roxy Blackthorn