
Experts Say It Was Worth It: Dopamine Levels Rise Despite $10 Trillion Economic Downturn
Hard decisions. Huge results. A new kind of victory for the American economy.

Study Finds Dating a Woman Who’s Into Astrology Increases Risk of Attending Reggae Concert by 50%
Study confirms: you’re going to that festival whether you like it or not. Correlation also found with crystal purchases, essential oil exposure, and mysterious weekend trips to Sedona.

99% of 2020 Epidemiology Experts Now Specializing in Tariff
Study tracks how confident social media users seamlessly transition from pandemics to international trade law.

U.S. Cities Quietly Installing Surveillance Nodes in Public Spaces
They’re already watching — but not for what you think.