Community Chemtrail Observation Index
Welcome to SkyPattern.info — a crowd-logged database tracking atmospheric trail anomalies globally, but with a particular focus on domestic airspace activity. Below is a representative cross-section of ongoing entries as submitted by verified observers and anonymous contributors alike. Please cross-reference with the daily sky logs, humidity levels, and historical NASA misdirections.
Recent Activity Table (Sample)
+-----------------------+-------------+-------------------------+ | City | Reports | UV Interference Level | +-----------------------+-------------+-------------------------+ | Fresno, CA | 289 | HIGH | | Jacksonville, FL | 241 | ELEVATED | | Bakersfield, CA | 230 | HIGH | | Memphis, TN | 214 | VERY HIGH | | Detroit, MI | 198 | ELEVATED | | San Antonio, TX | 185 | MED-HIGH | | Indianapolis, IN | 177 | SPORADIC WHITENING | | Columbus, OH | 159 | MODERATE | | Fort Worth, TX | 151 | HIGH | | El Paso, TX | 140 | HIGH | +-----------------------+-------------+-------------------------+ | San Jose, CA | 8 | NEGLIGIBLE | | Boston, MA | 7 | NORMAL | | Seattle, WA | 5 | UNREPORTED | | San Francisco, CA | 4 | LOW | | New York City, NY | 4 | NONE | | Washington, D.C. | 3 | NONE | | Raleigh, NC | 3 | NONE | | Madison, WI | 2 | NONE | | Minneapolis, MN | 1 | NORMAL | | Cambridge, MA | 0 | BASELINE SKY | +-----------------------+-------------+-------------------------+
Top Field Reports
Fresno, CA: “I'm seeing what looks like an X but then it turns into a shimmering net. They come at 9:03 AM every day except Sunday when they do it earlier — WHY?”
→ @TrailBlaster420: Confirmed. Net pattern returned this morning. Dog started howling again.
→ @UVWatcher_Jen: I wore my eye training glasses and could see the criss-cross matrix before they even finished spraying.
→ @Otis69: HR wrote me up again but I entered 53 more Fresno reports from a burner laptop in the bathroom. Can’t stop truth.
Jacksonville, FL: “Three parallel trails bent in an S-curve formation over the highway. I got two on dashcam.”
→ @SwampChemDetective: Look up ‘Swan Curve Theory’ — classic electromagnetic steering. Ignore NOAA’s denials.
→ @CondensationMyA$$: There was a rainbow in it. Not a real one. Oil sheen type. Wake up sheeple.
San Jose, CA: “Nothing. Just a blue sky. Kind of boring tbh.”
→ @SkyRealist: They don’t need to spray over compliant zones. Your air is pretreated via satellite dissonance anyway.
Fresno, CA (again): “A woman in Walmart said if you stare at the horizon long enough you can hear them coming. She was barefoot.”
→ @HansGrubsky420: I KNOW THAT WOMAN. Her name is Bev and she’s been right about everything so far.
→ @Otis69: Bev’s nephew posted all those flyers about eye-conditioning. Carl’s wasting time tearing them down instead of checking the data logs.
Rejected Established Data
Let’s not pretend there haven’t been attempts to debunk what we all plainly see. These include:
- “Contrails are just water vapor.” — NASA.gov
Sure, and Flint water was just ‘hydrating.’ - “Atmospheric trails dissipate based on humidity and temperature.” — FAA Handbook
Curious how humidity maps don't match trail patterns... hmm. - “There’s no scientific evidence of aerosol spraying.” — Scientific American
That’s just their opinion. At Baitman’s, consensus is a brick wall we look beyond, not accept based on ridiculous excuses like ‘empirical observation.’ - “Sky patterns are random and not coordinated.” — MIT Atmospheric Lab
Random? Why do the ‘random’ trails often form symbols resembling the sigils of forgotten Babylonian weather gods?
Recent Unverified Claims
- Someone in Bakersfield claims trails are forming “musical notes” visible only with polarized glasses.
- Memphis man built a sky harp using coat hangers to “hear the frequencies.” Neighbors reported mild dizziness.
- Detroit submission claims a raccoon started glowing slightly during a heavy trail day. “Looked chill about it.”
Submit Your Logs
To maintain the integrity of the index, all new entries must include:
- Time of day
- Sky temperature (actual or estimated, vibes-based allowed)
- Type of trail: line, mesh, spiral, alphabetic, etc.
- Whether your dog barked (Y/N)
- Whether you were wearing your eye conditioning lenses
Closing Note
Fresno continues to lead the nation in raw observational sky data. Some call it chaos. We call it a living archive of awakening. Stay logged. Stay alert. Stay fluorescent.