Welcome to the first step in your prestigious, questionably necessary, and technically non-binding academic journey. At the Baitman’s Institute, we believe anyone can become a truth-seeker; provided they fill out the correct form and demonstrate unwavering commitment to independent thought, or at least pretend to.
Our application is free, unreviewed, and open to all sentient beings with a stable Wi-Fi connection. Once submitted, your future begins… pending room availability, faculty temperament, and lunar tides.
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