Clubs

✧ Recognized Student Clubs at Baitman’s Institute

• Astrology Club
  Weekly star chart interpretations, with optional telescope denial.

• Spirit Club
  Encouraging campus enthusiasm through chants, banners, and select rituals.

• Poly Historical Society
  Dedicated to preserving and revising the history of the Institute, often simultaneously.

• Paranormal Explorers
  Field-based inquiry into the unexplained, the unverified, and the clearly imaginary.

• The Conservatory Ensemble
  A formal student orchestra welcoming musicians, interpretive players, and well-intentioned sound.

• Theoretical Birdwatchers Association
  For students interested in the concept of birds and their possible locations.

• Campus Observational Chess Club
  Matches may not be played, but they are carefully witnessed.

• Student Alchemy Cooperative
  Exploring material transformation, potion theory, and the ethics of gold.

• The Possum Appreciation Society
  Advocating awareness and respectful distance.

• Basement Theatre Collective
  Original student plays, often discovered mid-performance.

• Dining Philosophy Circle
  Weekly lunch discussions on etiquette, hunger, and meaning.

• The Poly Post Editorial Society
  Open to all students who read, write, or nod slowly while editing.