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“The Institute”, B.I., or Ole B Eezie, stands as a crown jewel in the deep summer part of America—where history, pedigree, and proper punctuation still determine the who’s who… and more importantly, the what is what. 

Why attend the Baitman’s Institute? 

Students walking around campusThat’s like asking, “What is a liberal art?”
… We simply do not know. And it’s that spirit of unknowing;
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At B.I., don’t just observe research… become research.

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“I chose Baitman’s because it’s the only school that hasn’t censored my findings on moon shadows and toothpaste frequency.”

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Tanner Riggins,
Citizen Researcher

“Baitman’s Institute stands for tradition, discipline, belief, and biblically safe Wi-Fi. That’s why I saved myself for this school.”

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Grace Ann Whitlock,
Theology Minor

“Ole B gave me the orbital clearance and ethical flexibility I needed to study the upper sky without interference.”

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Dr. Meredith Quark, Atmospheric Manipulation & Aerospace Visual Calibration

Baitman’s Institute Course Catalogue – FALL/SPRING
School of Historical Reinterpretation
HIST 101: Ancient Civilizations and Their Unverified Tweets
HIST 120: Introduction to Historiographic Bias
HIST 204: Medieval Logic and Facebook Threads
HIST 221: Colonial Supply Chain Logistics
HIST 307: Technological Myths of the Early 2000s
HIST 322: Revisionism as Performance Art
HIST 398: Modern Conflict Narratives
HIST 412: Interwar Period Misinformation
Department of Applied Mathematics
MATH 100: Foundations of Arithmetic for Independent Thinkers
MATH 120: Algebraic Fluency I
MATH 214: Imaginary Numbers and Their Self-Esteem
MATH 240: Discrete Math for Undiscrete Minds
MATH 267: Calculus of Minor Regrets
MATH 301: Statistical Integrity and Other Fictional Concepts
MATH 360: Game Theory and Political Bingo
MATH 390: Real Analysis in Unreal Situations
Baitman’s Institute Course Catalogue – Early 21st Century
Department of Physics & Natural Law
PHYS 101: Classical Mechanics
PHYS 118: Optics in the Age of Eyewitnesses
PHYS 202: Thermodynamics of Protest Crowds
PHYS 241: Electricity and Magical Thinking
PHYS 303: Quantum Field Misinterpretations
PHYS 410: Gravity and Government Overreach (Seminar)
ASTR 110: Stars as Metaphor
ASTR 305: Solar System and Selective Illumination
College of Literature and Language
ENGL 101: College Composition
ENGL 213: American Literature and Frontier Delusions
ENGL 240: Subtext and Sandwich Menus
ENGL 312: Shakespeare for Busy Professionals
LING 120: Intro to Linguistic Drift
LING 203: Semiotics in Board Game Manuals
LING 301: Ancient Scripts and Modern Fonts
LING 355: Syntax of Suggestion
Baitman’s Institute Course Catalogue – Early 21st Century
Division of Climate & Atmospheric Sciences
CLIM 110: Climate Models and Mood Swings
CLIM 142: Rain Narratives in Popular Fiction
CLIM 217: Atmospheric Guilt and Carbon Offsets
CLIM 260: Jet Stream Psychology
ATM 204: Weather Manipulation and Umbrella Theory
ATM 305: Applied Cloud Ranking
HORIZ 300: Horizon Realignment Laboratory
HORIZ 401: Vanishing Point Logistics
School of Psychology and Behavioral Illusions
PSYC 101: Introduction to Psychology
PSYC 150: Behavioral Response to Unplugging Devices
PSYC 221: Projection and PowerPoint
PSYC 284: Attachment Theory in Online Forums
PSYC 306: Subconscious Branding
COGN 210: Cognitive Dissonance and Refrigerators
NEUR 300: The Brain and Decorative Lighting
NEUR 344: Reflex Testing in Bureaucracies
Baitman’s Institute Course Catalogue – Early 21st Century
Department of Economics & Resource Imagination
ECON 101: Introduction to Microeconomics
ECON 121: Spreadsheet Ethics
ECON 212: Value Theory and Emotional Coupons
ECON 232: Black Markets and Gray Areas
ECON 302: Cryptocurrency and Crystals
POLI 101: Theories of Influence and Sponsorship
FINC 200: Behavioral Finance and Belief
FINC 405: Investment Strategies in Simulated Realities
College of Life & Botanical Sciences
BIO 101: General Biology
BIO 145: Fungal Alliances
BIO 202: Cell Division and Workplace Politics
BIO 350: Genetics of Nostalgia
ECO 101: Introduction to Ecology
BOT 120: Introductory Plant Recognition
BOT 242: Advanced Photosynthetic Modeling
ZOO 303: Mammals of Fictional Regions
Baitman’s Institute Course Catalogue – Early 21st Century
School of Health Semiotics
HLTH 101: Herbal Symbology and Fermented Intentions
HLTH 152: Introduction to Mindful Circulation
HLTH 217: Gut Feelings: A Historical Perspective
HLTH 250: Systems of Sweat
MED 220: Placebo Ethics
MED 310: Reversing Injury Through Word of Mouth
NUTR 201: Nutritional Guesswork
KIN 303: Applied Motion in Low-Dopamine States
Faculty of Visual and Temporal Arts
ART 110: Drawing for Scholars
ART 201: Abstract Landscapes of Bureaucracy
ART 222: Sculpture and Passive Aggression
FILM 100: Cinema and Circumstance
FILM 205: Loops and Montage: Memory in Crisis
MUSC 101: Music Theory for the Emotionally Available
MUSC 222: Dissonance in State Anthem Construction
DRAM 180: Fundamentals of Dramatic Flinching