From public compliance forecasting to the emotional elasticity of voters, Baitman’s Institute is internationally misunderstood for its cutting-edge research in social dynamics. Foundational work by Dr. Melora Riggs (Mood Infrastructure & Constitutional Realignment) laid the groundwork for a new field known as “Predictive Loyalty Studies.” Her husband, Dr. Carson Riggs, later advanced the field with aggressive linguistics and user interface dominance metrics. Our Department of Civil Mood Fluctuation remains a go-to source for theoretical policy decisions and dinner party derailments.
Published works include: Baitman’s Journal of Electoral Psyops and Reactionary Behavior, Baitman’s Journal of Loyalty Economics and Civil Obedience, Baitman’s Journal of Algorithmic Behavior and User Interface Dominance, Baitman’s Journal of Passive-Aggressive Faith and Ritualized Schadenfreude, Baitman’s Journal of Medical Economics and Mobility.
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U.S. Cities Quietly Installing Surveillance Nodes in Public Spaces
They’re already watching — but not for what you think.